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Thursday, November 17th, 2005
4:42 pm	Yo Havent updated in a while, ive done two exams and have one to go...man its hard to get motivated. SOCCEROOS WON! Well done Socceroos, you did us proud. Especially proud of the Croatian contingent (half the team) except Dukes, excellent performance but howd you miss that penalty? crazy. Heres an interesting article i found...enjoy. ----------------------------- Why I cut my tackle: rugby fan November 15, 2005 A RUGBY fan who cut out his testicles with wire cutters to mark a Wales victory is at a loss to explain why he did it. Geoffrey Huish, 31, performed the impromptu self-surgery in February when his beloved Wales beat world champion England. After performing the deed, Mr Huish put his severed anatomy in a bag and took them to his local social club to show fellow fans. He collapsed with blood loss and was rushed to hospital but surgeons could not reattach his missing parts. He was put in a psychiatric ward but has no history of mental illness and was at a loss to explain why he did it. "I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance," Mr Huish said. "It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my balls off if we won. "I listened to the game on the radio at home by myself. "After the match I got up for a pee and saw the cutters in the bathroom. "Gethin had left them after repairing the chain on my toilet. "I remembered what I'd said and thought he had left them for me. "I thought 'Oh no, I haven't got to do anything like that have I' and then I thought 'You can do it'. "So I started hacking away at my tackle. "It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain but I just kept going. "The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping." After picking his testicles from the toilet bowl, he went to the social club. "I went in and shouted out 'I've done it!'," Mr Huish said. "I took my balls out and passed them in the bag to a friend. "Some people then laid me on the floor." Mr Huish continues to see a psychiatrist. "I think about what happened every day and still haven't come up with a good reason why," he said. "I'd had a lot going on and felt a bit down. "I can't have kids now but still want a family - maybe I'll adopt." ------------- (13 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 26th, 2005
10:43 pm	GO JICKLE Its not often i feature an OWN'D by someone else...hell ive never done it...but JICKLE got it today, for his payout to Sam Alexander. For those of you that dont know, hes that idiot who bags everyone out then wonders why he doesnt have friends. The situation - I am standing by the locker, talking to Jickle, minding my own business when Sam comes along and says - 'DAMON, YOU'RE A FAG" Jickle comes in - "Wow, pretty unoriginal and trite payout there Sam, much like you yourself" Sam - :( OWN'D. Tomorrow is my lastday of school. End of an ERA people! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 23rd, 2005
2:21 pm	So i havent updated in a while...as you may have noticed, we won the QUIZ NIGHT coz we r AWESOME. Our team, "Ben's Willy's Seman" cleaned up, especially in the last round. I individually won the dry weetbix eating competition, and Jickle won the dance-off with Nathan Rogers. Jickle was also on my table, and in the semis 3 of the 4 dancers were from my table, so we DOMINATED. DOMINATION. I should be studying but Cant be fucked. We have a really tough indoor soccer game tonight, with Serbian side Crvena Zvezda (Red Star) who havent lost a game in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages. We are also missing Seb, our star player, which sucks. Sorry this isnt much of an update. You'll get a better one later. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 12th, 2005
7:32 pm	Hallo Lately ive been catching the tram to the city to undertake study courses. Thank God theyre replacing those pieces of shit, rickety, old and made of wood -theyre crap. Had lunch with Leon yesterday, ate cow stomach, prawn dumplings and some other stuff. Tasted good, but i felt it the next morning, or should i say, the TOILET felt it the next morning LOLZ. Croatia into the World Cup, Australia killed Jamaica in some ultra shit pointless friendly, but nevertheless the team was linking up well and looked good. Ill end this update on why socialism sucks. The people that support it are generally the people who have benefited the most from capitalist systems and hypocritically have never experienced it. I havent directly, but ive felt the effects of it and it sucks donkey penis....no....ENORMOUS donkey penis. They want some "new socialist system" - HELLO, WHERE IS THIS NEW SYSTEM???? OH YEAH IT DOESNT EXIST, MAYBE BECAUSE IT CANT EXIST!!! idiots. Socialists also get into debates with capitalists and instead of refuting the points instead declare the capitalist "misinformed" and use some stupid theory based on superiority, which is another thing socialists despise about capitalist societies - elitism. Again, theyre hypocrites. Some of these people also hate democracy. Wow, how stupid is that. "Everyone should be equal etc. but they are too stupid to vote! Id much rather live under a dictatorship, thatd CERTAINLY work!" I hope nobody takes offence to this entry, because its not directed at any human beings*. -------------- *Socialists may or may not be considered human beings Current Mood: Capitalist/elitist/USA!USA! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, October 6th, 2005
11:50 pm	well.... ...my last report card ever arrived today, well atleast my last OFFICIAL westminster report card. It seems we have to fill out a survey about what we think of the school as a whole. Ive always thought Westminster had a host of wankers who could never get over my last name which is not exactly my last name (long story) and pompous wankers who thought they were King Dick. So what did i say about my time at Westminster? Ive thoroughly enjoyed it. Once we wade past the wankyness of some people, you realise they arent actually bad people. Well, im lying - some are. But a lot of them, theyre good people. We are the class of 2005 and i feel i share a bond with all these people, in some way or another. I also wouldnt be the person i am today if i hadnt gone to westminster. Some of you might think that would be a good thing, but to that i say fuck you. Im proud of who i am and what i have become. School will end soon, and i will finish as a proud student of Westminster School. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 5th, 2005
10:33 pm	OWN'D Time for another OWN'D...Here i convince this guy im into beastiality. aNdY says: u into beastiality? www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: yes aNdY says: isnt that where a guy or gal has sex with anaimals www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: yes www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: why do u care its my choice aNdY says: nah thats cool aNdY says: whats ur fav animal www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: rhodesian ridgebacks www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: they are a breed of dog www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: amazing animals aNdY says: I bet theyr aNdY says: u r not serious r u www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: yes i am www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: theres heaps of us www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: youd be surprised how many there are aNdY says: What into beastiality? www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: yes aNdY says: having sex with animals www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: i still like chicks man, its just theres something about dominating an animal www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: its not like i have a relationship with them aNdY says: OMFG aNdY says: ur just as twisted as adam www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: excuse me? www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: its a lifestyle choice www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: im not gay or anything www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: and i havent had sex with any animals yet www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: just bat them off and finger them www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: its fun aNdY says: OMFG aNdY says: change the topic www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: what? www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: well you brought it up aNdY says: u disgust me www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: why? www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: im a normal person www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: i cant help the way i feel www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: its not like i love them or anythng aNdY says: Fuck off sicko aNdY says: im contacting the RSPCA www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: just trying something new www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: yes aNdY says: Youre fucked up, whats ur fucking problem aNdY says: I cant believe wot im reading www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: im a teenager www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: i wont be doing this when im in my 30s www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: just experimenting having fun u know? aNdY says: so u give the dogs blow jobs or what www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: no www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: just get them horny www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: im sure youve wondered what itd be like once or twice www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: theyre just like us only look different aNdY says: yes because it is DIFFERENT aNdY says: hence not NORMAL www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: so? www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: its different www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: who are you to say whats normal or not aNdY says: who am i talking with here aNdY says: and where r u from www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: dont bring others into this www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: your dog is next aNdY says: You don know where I live fagget www.myspace.com/thebeastialityboys says: Yes I do, and I know you have a mighty fine German Sheppard aNdY says: Fuck off u cunt come anywhere near my house and ur dead *blocked* Yeah so Andy you dumb bastard, i was joking. Holiday courses are fair shitty. 7 hours of monotonous crap! School will be over soon, so stay tuned for the super magnificent happy magical wish show update. Ideas for yr12 video - So far a likely scenario is buying a piece of shit car and "pimping" it. Any other ideas? (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, September 30th, 2005
10:23 pm	Theres a HUNTSMAN on my face!!! Thats right...a fucking Huntsman, as in the spider. I as rudely awoken early this morning, about 1am, by a weird feeling on the side of my face. I sit up in my bed, and something falls off my body and onto the bed. I look down, and see a Huntsman. Now, i really hate spiders but for some reason i was remarkably calm, must have been because i was so sleepy. The huntsman disappeared under an assortment of my sheets and i just sat in bed for the next 5 minutes doing a shitty job of trying to find it. After getting out of bed, i pulled back the covers and didnt see anything. I didnt really feel like jumping into bed with a huntsman, but what choice did i have? So i went back to bed, and lay there, with my hands wrapped around my body. I kept "feeling" something against my skin, although they all ended up being nothing. Now in my relatively sane non-sleepy state, i realise how much of a fuck i was for hopping into a bed which definitely had a huntsman in it that wasnt afraid of human contact. Bah. School ended today, which was good. Had Maccas for dinner with Jason and a friend (yeah) and went and looked briefly at a car with my dad (double yeah.) Now for a holidays full of revision and study. JOY. I need a year 12 comment. My comment "Atleast im not impotent" was disallowed. Any help in finding me a new comment would be greatly appreciated. Also, while youre at it you should help me find a comment for Andrew Eckermann, because the comments he has been coming up with are truly horrendous "how about, 'you cant have eCONomics without the con?'" HELP PLEASE, IM LOOKING AT YOU, CHOLAS/JICKLE/NODDY. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, September 28th, 2005
10:54 pm	Hallo aus berlin Fuck i havent updated in a while, and i certainly feel like shit. Why? Because my DIET completely sucked today. I had a double free, and so woke up at 10am to see nobody was home. I wanted breakfast, but alas, i found no bread. I looked in the pantry, but alas, the only food was shitty cereal. I will openly admit to being a Mammas boy and i was completely lost without my dear mummy getting me food. I venture deep into the pantry and find some tv snacks and some guylian chocolate bars. I sit down infront of the tv, relaxing with my tv snacks and chocolate when i remember - "FUCK, I ACTUALLY HAVE SCHOOL TODAY!" I needed a way to get to school so i called my ever reliable grandpa and asked him to take me to school, he complied. So after a shower and some more bumming around i arrived at school at 11:07am. I was late to class but Wal didnt care, for Wal is cool. I did my english oral and spent lunchtime completing legal questions because i really didnt feel like going outside and playing soccer with the FREAKS (YES, YOU HEARD ME, I CALLED YOU FREAKS*!) For lunch i realised i forgot to pack food, so again scrounged through my bag and found chocolate. So, i had CHOCOLATE for lunch. I really didnt feel like spending money because i can be stingy and i didnt have cash on me anyway. Year 12 is much easier than people say, i havent done homework in ages except for a couple of assignments and everyone seems to be "OMFG IM GONNA DIEE??" Got home, watched some soccer, spoke to ben on the phone for an hour (dunno why) updated myself on the news and now im writing this. Holidays are coming soon, and ill be doing revision courses for the entire duration of them. Hopefully ill get some free time to practice my tennis because seriously ive turned to shit, and ive got to play division 1 this season. Yeah so last weekend, went and saw Deuce Bigalow. Funny funny movie, purely worth it just to see that chick in it whos really good. People came back to my house after, the rest of the weekend was uneventful as i was sick. Theres your update amigos, now to boost my comments post the name of ANY person (who id atleast know about) and i will give you my opinion on them....GO *Not all people are actually freaks, only an overwhelming majority. (15 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
4:26 pm	You are a Social Moderate (43% permissive) and an... Economic Conservative (78% permissive) You are best described as a: Capitalist Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid Socialism/Communism sucks, discuss with me on msn if you disagree. Current Mood: amused (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 19th, 2005
9:12 pm	What is your name? Damon What are you listening to right now? The Brownlows What are the last four digits of your phone number? 0782 What was the last thing you ate? food If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? Red Where do you plan to go on your honeymoon? Europe? How is the weather right now? Cold Last person you talked to on the phone? Jack What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hottness factor. How are you today? Awesome, how are you? Your favourite non alcoholic drink? Water Your favourite alcoholic beverage? Wine? Yeah man, im CLASSY. How do you eat an Oreo? Having removed it from the package, I would insert it into my mouth. At this point a chewing motion would occur, until eventually I felt the Oreo had been chewed enough to allow for swallowing. Of course, I'll often take two or three bites rather than one, but I can't be fucked rewriting to emphasise this. (yes, jickles answer will do) Favourite sport to play? Soccer. What's the next CD you're going to get? who knows, if i knew id have it already. Hair colour? Black, but browner in summer Eye Colour? Brown. POO BROWN. Do you wear contacts? Yes indeed i do Favourite month? June Favourite food? Chocolate Do you like scary or happy movies better? Happy movies Summer or winter? uhh...winter? Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate Who is most likely to respond? Nobody, but id hope JICKLE and NODDY and BRAD and OTHERS respond. Who is least likely to respond? George Bush, he probably cant even read this (WHOAZ) What books are you reading? None unfortunately. What's on your mouse pad? Panadeine Forte Favourite smell? cooking food. What are you wearing right now? Adidas tracks, reebok shirt, oakley glasses (not sunnies) Favourite sound? an Aston Martin V8 Best feeling in the world? Dont know How many rings before you answer? who gives a flying fuck Future child's name? Damon v2.0 What is your favourite number? 13 ~~~~More About You~~~~~ Have you ever almost died? no Do you like the person that sent this to you? Nobody sent it to me, i scabbed it from Jickles lj. What ís the best advice ever given to you? Always have a positive outlook on life and you can achieve anything. Have you done drugs? No, anyone who does drugs is a loser tryhard. What sport do you hate the most? CRICKET. How many phones do you have in your house? heaps Do you have your own phone line? theres 4, i guess i could say one is my own? Pets? a beautiful brown cat. Place for a dream house? Lucerne, Switzerland. Have you ever sprained/broken/fractured a bone/muscle? Broken arm twice, sprained ankle, broken leg, broken hand. Who would you tell your dreams too? Depends Who is the loudest friend: Gotta be Andrew Eckermann Who is the quietest friend: geez, kinda ruins the loud bit... ~~~~~Just Questions~~~~~ Is cheerleading a sport: No, its skanky teenagers parading their booty WHILST sport is being played. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? ... ~~~~~You and Love~~~~~ Do you believe in love: Yes. Do you believe in love at first sight? No. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: No. Do you have a crush: MAYBE Did you send this to your crush: no What song do you want played at your funeral: what the fuck? how morbid is this shit? ~~~~~~Have You Ever~~~~~ Loved someone so much it made you cry? no Smoked? No. ~~~~~GUYS FILL OUT ONLY~~~~~ Regular or thong undies: dont care Painted nails or not: dont care Bra or no bra: depends what theyre wearing. Bra straps showing or not showing: huh? Cute and mysterious or wild and sexy: both seem pretty gay, i guess for a root id go for the second one, although i wouldnt want a relationship with either. Dressy or casual: If dressy = skank then casual Curly or Straight hair: Straight Dark, light, or cool and crazy eyes: CREAZEEEEEE EYES?!?! Long or short nails: Short. Accent or no accent: "ven vood you lyk me to massage you sir" Pants or dress or skirt: dont care Tan or fair: tan ~~~~(for both girls and guys) Pick This or That~~~~~>> > Lights on/off? off Whose better? me im sure Summer or winter? winter CD or tape? CD. Mud or Jell-O wrestling? jello, because you can eat it. Day or night? Day. Cake or pie? cake Diamond or pearl? Diamonds Sunset or sunrise: Sunrise NUMBER... OF CONTINENTS I HAVE LIVED IN? ONE. OF TIGHT FRIENDS? i havent checked TEH LOLZ?/! OF SCARS ON MY BODY? 3-4 YOUR THOUGHTS... I KNOW? This is shit I WANT? Cake I HAVE? a lot of stuff I WISH? "world peace" I HATE? those gays who parade at the mardi gras. I HEAR? my computer whirring. I WONDER? if i should do homework. I REGRET? not doing hw earlier I LOVE? some people I CARE? about some more people. I AM NOT? gay I AM? cool, sexy and smart. I CRY? I have, but not regularly. DANCE? Im an awesome robot. WHO IS? The best? IM THA MAN! IM THA BEST! WHO DA MAN? U DA MAN! The worst? They know who they are. (cunts) The Hottest? so many hotties, ill just go with me. The most UNFORTUNATE looking? Jickle (coz i know he reads this HA) The AWESOMEST? JICKLE Current Mood: amused Current Music: Angry Noel - Beastiality Boys (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 18th, 2005
5:08 pm	Obligatory update with random food for thought Yo....its update time! It appears the novelty of using LJ wore off fast for me, but nevertheless heres an update. So, whats new? I handed up my business studies (100 pages) and have a big week ahead. Rosevear is really pissed at me because i didnt turn up for House chapel. I didnt know being sick was a crime these days... Friday night Benjamin came over, we chilled, we bought CDs (oasis) and Jason bought a music dvd (Eskimo Joe) before coming back to mine and chillin' sum more. Saturday was THA FOOTY, Seb came around to watch it after his soccer game at Hindmarsh Stadium, which he lost. He didnt stick around for the whole game however, i dont know why? Crows should of done better. Ah well, lifes a bitch, then you marry one! Saturday night my friend Jack came over, went to his place for a while, and then went to the bay where i bought a dvd on DIEGO ARMANDO MARADONA, and i found something out - Hes of Croatian descent. Weird huh? So, Ms Howland has overtaken the "yr12 comments" and is disallowing all of them. She said mine was "extremely innapropriate"- My comment was - "Atleast im not impotent." - Since this has "sexual inuendos" i really need help deciding another. POST SUGGESTIONS WITH COMMENT PLS. I really have to take driving lessons, im sick of being an L Plater. Im also sick of negative people, these people who think everything is out of their reach, who spend all their time dreaming, not doing and all their time being jealous of other peoples success. People, you dont realise how much potential you actually have, it is limitless. I have a theory, its called the "box" theory. All of us live in a box from birth - we have these "barriers" put up around us by society, giving us limitations. For example, we all know its "impossible" to walk around the world bare foot." We think things are impossible until people actually do them, like climbing Mount Everest we now know isnt impossible as people have done it. Negative thinking puts up these barriers and people end up stick in mediocrity. How do we take these walls down? POSITIVE THINKING. Be the best, if you arent, pretend you are - build confidence, the sky is the limit. Dont complain - If you have a truckload of assignments, just do them, tackle them with a positive attitude. The most successful people out there are outside of the box. Thats your message from The General today, it may have been random, but follow it and youll achieve a whole lot more. For all you OWN'D fans out there, stay tuned, i have a good one ready. Current Mood: cheerful Current Music: Angry Noel - Beastiality Boys (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, September 13th, 2005
7:41 pm	howdy Yo knee-grows whats up? A usual day at school, except for some parts, which i dont feel like revealing to the lj-reading public. HA. What i will show you however, is this pic - http://a.blick.ch/img/gen/b/T/HBbTfLA8_Pxgen_r_296xA.jpg How much does the guy in the background look like ME???? Its INSANE! Now for a random quiz thingo - ------------------------------- 75 questions 1.Copy and Paste in your blog 2. BOLD anything true 3. Leave plain anything untrue 001. I miss somebody right now. 002. I watch more tv than I used to. 003. I love olives. 004. I love sleeping. 005. I own lots of books/magazines 006. I wear glasses or contact lenses. 007. I love to play video games. 008. I’ve tried marijuana. 009. I’ve watched porn movies. (Yeah, preteen male, we all did.) 010. I have been in a threesome. 011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. 012. I believe honesty is the best policy. 013. I have freckle free skin. 014. I like and respect Al Sharpton 015. I curse frequently 016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. 017. I have a hobby. 018. I’ve been told I have a nice butt. 019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. 020. I've never broken anyone else's bones 022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. 023. I love rain. 024. I’m paranoid at times . 025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. 026. I need money right now.- (you can NEVER have enough, isn’t that right NOD?) 027. I love sushi. (its ok) 028. I talk really, really fast sometimes. 029. I have fresh breath in the morning 030. I have semi-long hair. 031. I have lost money in Las Vegas. (No, but ive spent money there) 032. I have at least one brother and/or sister. 033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S. 034. I shave my legs. 035. I have a twin. 037. I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. 038. I like the way I look. 039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months 040. I know how to do cornrows. 041. I am usually pessimistic. 042. I have mood swings. 043. I think prostitution should be illegal. 044. I think Britney Spears is pretty/hot. 045. I have cheated on a significant other. 046. I have a hidden talent. (clap with one hand baby, yeah!) 047. I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. (in energetic I guess?) 048. I think that I’m popular. (to the people who matter) 049. I am currently single. 050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.(fag) 051. I enjoy talking on the phone 052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. 053. I love to shop. (don’t love, but if im buying something its cool) 054. I would rather shop than eat (so this quiz is made for preteen females?) 055. I would classify myself as ghetto. 056. I’m bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. 057. I’m obsessed with my blog! 058. I don’t hate anyone. (strongly dislike, not hate) 059. I’m a pretty good dancer. (ROBOT MASTER) 060. I don’t think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington. (dunno, don’t care…probably) 061. I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother 062. I have a mobile phone. 063. I watch MTV on a daily basis. 065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. 067. I have never been in a real relationship before. 068. I’ve rejected someone before. 069. I currently have a crush on someone. 070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. 071. I want to have children in the future either adopted/blood related. 072. I have changed a diaper before. 073. I’ve had the cops called on me before(knocking on someones door to get my soccerball back, accused of trying to break his windows…) 074. I bite my nails. 075. I’m not allergic to anything deadly Current Mood: creative (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, September 12th, 2005
6:38 pm	Super fantastic mega update - featuring OWN'D Segment 2. Welcome my little cherubs, jack shit happened today, typical day at school really...Got 19/20 for an eco essay which puts me at the top of the class...YEAH. For those interested (none of you) the derby ended 0-0. My precious Juventus won 4-0 against Empoli, but again none of you would care. Federer beat Agassi in a thrilling final. Do any of you care yet? No. Heres something to keep you loyal viewers interested, the second segment of OWN'D. In this one, i tell my brother i wiped my balls on his pillow. It didnt really go to plan. ---------------------------------------------- The Crows!!! says: Hey The Crows!!! says: ive got something to tell you -=< JASON >=- - roll on November 26th!!! OASIS IN CONCERT! says: yea what -=< JASON >=- - roll on November 26th!!! OASIS IN CONCERT! says: hurry up -=< JASON >=- - roll on November 26th!!! OASIS IN CONCERT! says: im busy The Crows!!! says: you know your pillow? -=< JASON >=- - roll on November 26th!!! OASIS IN CONCERT! says: yea The Crows!!! says: i wiped my balls on it -=< JASON >=- - roll on November 26th!!! OASIS IN CONCERT! says: ur a loser The Crows!!! says: i did -=< JASON >=- - roll on November 26th!!! OASIS IN CONCERT! says: what did u really wanna tell me The Crows!!! says: ok i just rubbed my dick on it The Crows!!! says: to get u back The Crows!!! says: im sorry it was eating me up inside i had to tell you -=< JASON >=- - roll on November 26th!!! OASIS IN CONCERT! says: you seriously wanna die right The Crows!!! says: no, ive got your toothbrush here now, im gonna stick it down my pants -=< JASON >=- - roll on November 26th!!! OASIS IN CONCERT! says: yea well ur door better be locked coz im coming right now to kick ur head in The Crows!!! says: its locked loser, now im gonna stick it down my pants ---------------------------------------- For those of you who dont know, i dont have a lock. Jason came bursting into my room pretty agitated and didnt take the joke lightly. Unfortunately i didnt get to tell him he was OWN'D but i think its obvious he was? Stupid Jason, if this was the movie twins, id be Arnold Schwarzenegger (sp?) and youd be Danny Devito. In fact, thats your topic of discussion. Which one of us is Arnie, which is Danny? No fence sitting, and i want structured responses, EXPLAIN yourselves people. And no, i dont need some smartass saying "hey none of u guys r as buff as Arnie hes got 4inch biceps man" coz thats OBVIOUS. Current Mood: accomplished (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, September 11th, 2005
8:18 pm	OWN'D - THE FIRST SEGMENT Welcome ladies and genitalmen (hehe) to OWN'D. This is where i fake a problem to someone and get them to believe it. My first victim was Brad, who i came to with a strange question about my sexuality... -------------------- The Crows!!! says: i need help Brad says: with wat The Crows!!! says: i have a personal problem The Crows!!! says: i didnt know who to talk to, so i thought id talk to you Brad says: right oh Brad says: no one will here this from me Brad says: watever u say The Crows!!! says: i had a dream last night, and i had a sexual encounter with a man in it The Crows!!! says: and i dont think im gay, its weird Brad says: dont worry dude its just a dream Brad says: fucked up shit always happens in dreams The Crows!!! says: but i kinda liked it The Crows!!! says: it was weird Brad says: haha it was a dream and ure not gay so dont worry bout it The Crows!!! says: i reckon i might be bisexual Brad says: at least ure not fully gay The Crows!!! says: i wanna die Brad says: u dont get turned on by guys in real life though Brad says: just chicks right The Crows!!! says: well ive been noticing a change lately The Crows!!! says: ive become more attracted to guys The Crows!!! says: but chicks more The Crows!!! says: i reckon id like to try it see what its like Brad says: yeah well u r a teenager Brad says: curiosity gets the better of us sometimes The Crows!!! says: do u wanna try it with me? Brad says: ill pass please The Crows!!! says: cmon The Crows!!! says: just try Brad says: nuh im right The Crows!!! says: we can get heaps drunk beforehand Brad says: nuh not my thang The Crows!!! says: cmon you got a nice ass Brad says: oh god Brad says: haha The Crows!!! says: im serious Brad says: sorry damon im not into it The Crows!!! says: ill pay you The Crows!!! says: 20 dollars Brad says: no amount of money would get me to do this The Crows!!! says: can i have a picture of u then Brad says: nuh The Crows!!! says: ill get one of u, ill bring my camera to school The Crows!!! says: i got a heaps nice photo of ben the other day Brad says: lol The Crows!!! says: im serious Brad says: i know The Crows!!! says: dont laugh at me then, this is serious for me Brad says: its kinda weird hearing this coming from u though The Crows!!! says: yeah, u know why? The Crows!!! says: U JUST BEEN OWN'D MOFO! The Crows!!! says: its the new segment for my LJ, where i do shit like this to people! The Crows!!! says: dont worry dude, you know how straight i am! The Crows!!! says: id never dream of a guy The Crows!!! says: what do u have to say to this, youre the first person to get OWN'D Brad says: i was going to say Brad says: haha sweetner The Crows!!! says: congratulations Brad says: i was like yeah damon this is fucked up dude so not like you The Crows!!! says: this is going straight to the LJ Brad says: right oh --------- ....YEAH. Current Mood: crazy (13 Comments |Comment on this)
7:36 pm	THE DERBY...ITS THE FUCKING DERBY! Its DERBY TIME in Croatia, with the much anticipated clash between HAJDUK SPLIT and DINAMO ZAGREB. People thought the footy last night was intense, they have NO IDEA. 45000 tickets have been sold. Maksimir Stadium will be PACKED. The teams - DINAMO ZAGREB [img]http://www.forzamilan.com/pics/din_zag.jpg[/img] HAJDUK SPLIT [img]http://www.torcida-split.com/slike/grb%20hajduk.GIF[/img] The first match between these two teams was played in 1946. Dinamo is also called Zagreb's Blues or Blue Lions. Both teams belong to the strongest in Croatia and have very strong support groups (BBB for Dynamo and Torcida for Hajduk). Last 10 matches 05 December 2004 Hajduk Split - Dinamo Zagreb 1 - 0 11 September 2004 Dinamo Zagreb - Hajduk Split 3 - 0 17 July 2004 Hajduk Split - Dinamo Zagreb 1 - 0 01 May 2004 Dinamo Zagreb - Hajduk Split 3 - 1 03 April 2004 Hajduk Split - Dinamo Zagreb 0 - 0 06 December 2003 Hajduk Split - Dinamo Zagreb 3 - 1 30 August 2003 Dinamo Zagreb - Hajduk Split 1 - 0 14 May 2003 Hajduk Split - Dinamo Zagreb 4 - 1 12 April 2003 Dinamo Zagreb - Hajduk Split 0 - 1 30 November 2002 Dinamo Zagreb - Hajduk Split 2 - 1 Unfortunately i think Dinamo will win, but i go for Hajduk, itll be interesting because the former Dinamo captain moved to Hajduk. I expect someone will throw a brick at him. Ill leave you with this article which gives you an insight into what the game will be like - The Ultra Scene in Croatia and Serbia: Football Hooliganism Balkan Style Ozren Podnar reports... Before 1991 Croat fans used to clash with Serb fans. The unified Yugoslav league gone, the Croats happily fight Croats, the Serbs fight Serbs, and any occasion will do. Last February the peaceful Bosnian-Croat town of Siroki brijeg staged an international tournament which featured the Croat giants Dinamo and Hajduk, both strongly supported in the ethnic Croat region. Hajduk and Dinamo predictably met in the finals but the game was also predictably abandoned in the 35th minute when a knife landed near a Dinamo player. Previously a shower of less dangerous objects like stones, bricks and bottles was thrown and fans clashed both before and after the game. The unprepared police had to fire in the air in order to control the crowd, 24 arrests were made, 35 people were hospitalized, among them five police, one of them seriously. The mayor of Siroki brijeg Miljenko Jelic said that "these clubs and their fans are not welcome any more in this city or region." What the Bosnians experienced once in their lives happens three or four times per year in neighbouring Croatia, whenever Dinamo and Hajduk meet in the League or the Cup and club officials are becoming desperate. "This is another grave defeat for Croatian soccer. We are sinking ever deeper. The clubs cannot cope alone, the hooligans are a problem for the whole society," lamented the Dinamo's president Mirko Barisic, adding sarcastically: "Maybe the fans should be mobilized and sent to Iraq as the Croatian contingent. There could be a good place to fight." Gravediggers, Tough Guys, Bad Blue Boys and Torcida. If the names do not sound familiar, you are lucky. It means you do not live in any of the republics of the former Yugoslavia or in the European cities that hosted the clubs these picturesque groups support. Gravediggers of Partizan Belgrade, Tough Guys of Red Star Belgrade have been among the worst football hooligans in Europe since Margaret Thatcher attempted to stamp out hooliganism in Britain towards the end of the eighties in the wake of the Heysel and Hillsbrough disasters. Only the very fortunate mediocrity of the aforementioned clubs and their modest presence in European competitions have prevented serious harm from befalling on the continent. Before the break-up of the old Yugoslav multi-ethnic federation in the 1991/92 season, the hooligans rooting for the four major Yugoslav clubs regularly clashed among themselves and the police. As the eighties were nearing their end and the policies of Serb hard-liner Slobodan Milosevic were inflaming nationalist and religious passions in the country, the clashes took on an increasingly ethnic line. Serbian fans of Partizan and Red Star ceased fighting each other in a remarkable display of patriotic zeal and only fought the Croatian fans of Dinamo and Hajduk, who also buried the hatchet for a while. In 1991, the incidents escalated to the point of mortal danger. Hundreds of Hajduk ultras stormed the pitch during the second half of an Hajduk-Partizan game and headed for the Serb players, who saved their necks by sprinting into the dressing rooms under the relative protection of the police. The famous Predrag Mijatovic even took a hit from a rampant local fan before reaching the dressing room corridors. In May of the same year hundreds of Dinamo fans battled then Serb-controlled riot police in Zagreb while Red Star followers were tearing apart the southern stand of Maksimir stadium. That was the occasion when Zvonimir Boban defended a brave Bad Blue Boy from a policeman with a kung-fu kick Eric Cantona would not have been ashamed of. A few months afterwards, thousands of BBB and Torcida members volunteered for the fledgling Croatian army fighting the Serb forces full of Tough Guys and Gravediggers. "The Serbo-Croat war was a follow up to the Yugoslav football league by military means." ironized the press after the war. When Croatia won independence from Serbia, football hooligans in both countries were desperate: the mythical clashes were now impossible. The agonizing search for an enemy came to an end when all parties realized they could stil revive the old pre-war rivalries which had existed within each nation: Dinamo fans could go back to beating up their Hajduk rivals (and vice versa) while Red Star followers had to look no further than across the street for their old archrivals of Partizan. Partizan's Gravediggers (originally Grobari) and Red Star's Tough Guys (Delije) staged some amazing scenes even when the war was still raging. Those unlucky enough to have been mobilized for the war fought a pitched battle during a Belgrade derby in 1993, so intense that at least one hundred fighters were hospitalized, whereas one Partizan fan wielded a pole used for pole-vaulting and actually hit a few people with it. Similar incidents have occured on a dozen occasions since then, and a Gravediggers' web-site runs a proud chronology of their "feats, classified in the "eighties", "nineties" and "2000" sections. The documented events, presented through press cuttings, include "Partizan fans stone Red Star museum ... a few trophies end on the floor"; "Partizan fans ambush and storm a bus carrying Red Star supporters ... wooden bats, metal sticks and stones were used ... 85 arrested and 27 hospitalized"; "Heavy police presence failed to stop incidents - 24 arrested and 11 seriously injured"; "Partizan fans attack Red Star skipper Lalatovic"; "Red Star fan killed by a missile launched from Partizan section"; "A hundred arrests and 19 injured"; "Partizan followers tore seats and threw them at police"; "Riot police had to use tear gas, rubber bullets and cavalry to restrain Partizan ultras." In case you wondered, all these headlines refer to separate incidents perpetrated by Partizan's Gravediggers (so named because of the prevalence of black on the team's black and white striped shirts) since 1997. "We are no faggots dressed in silk; we are supporters and hooligans and we deserve the name of Gravediggers. Let pretty boys and male models carry pretty names," to quote the website of one influential Gravedigger, snubbing the rival Tough Guys, who are in fact no less terrifying on their day. But, their former leader Arkan, an indicted war criminal, was assasinated four years ago and the Gravediggers' leader Zare is not only alive, but boasts having raped Parangal, Hajduk's Torcida leader, a "feat" which earned him a lifelong admiration among his followers. In Croatia, the modern era of hooliganism only started in late nineties, but the fans were warming up abroad. The Bad Blue Boys (the name is in English) ran riot in Auxerre in 1994 during a Cup Winners' Cup game injuring several policemen and earning Dinamo a one year ban from European competitions. They returned in style and in 1997 smashed dozens of vehicles and shops in downtown Zurich on the occasion of a UEFA Cup match. Their moment of truth arrived in 2000 when hundreds of them stormed the centre of Milan and waged a bloody war on the Italian police, resulting in over 50 arrests and about 50 injured on both sides. Hajduk ultras spared their efforts abroad until last year when dozens of them were arrested in Rome before the Roma-Hajduk game, but they were very active at home. Apart from regularly combating Dinamo fans anywhere they met, they also caused three major incidents, staging massive pitch invasions during the games against Sibenik in the League and during two consecutive Cup finals against Dinamo, in 2000 and 2001. The 2000 final was the saddest of all, because thousands of local hooligans knocked down the metal fence and pelted the police with a hail of rocks and bottles, apparently trying to make their way accross the field to attack the visiting fans in another section of Poljud stadium. The police used tear gas and water cannons to force the evacuation of the whole North stand containing the most fervent followers. Fourty-seven policemen sustained injuries, one hundred arrests were made and the Federation closed the stadium for four games. Still, the following year's Cup final saw a carbon copy of the incidents! The absence of any coherent legislation designed to curb fan unrest is usually blamed for the situation, but the problem is far from being limited to sports venues. Late last year Hajduk fans near Split ambushed a car with Zagreb plates that had strayed from the police-escorted column of Dinamo fans, smashing the car windows with clubs and throwing a torch inside with an apparent intent to burn a passenger alive. A worker in a near-by gas station extinguished the flames, and several Hajduk fans were later arrested and one was charged with attempted murder. The press and the club officials have been calling for the state to take a tougher stance against football-related violence, including speedier trials and harsher prison sentences, but so far the hooligans have been acting unchecked. In the meantime, new misfortune looms as Dinamo fans are already announcing that they will try and avenge last winter's burning incident when Hajduk arrives in Zagreb in spring. I know its a long post, but if you read it, i love you. Current Mood: anxious (2 Comments |Comment on this)
7:22 pm	September 11. We all know whats so important about this day.... . .. ... .... .......ITS MY MUMMYS BIRTHDAY! Happy Birthday Mummy! Also its the anniversary of the acts of terror against the USA, as you will no doubt be aware. Wanna know something weird? I have established a pretty strange connection to those towers, ill explain how - Sept 11 wasnt the first attack on the wtc towers, an attack occured (in 91-92 i believe) where a car bomb was exploded underneath one of the towers in an attempt to destroy it. The date of this? February 26th, the date of my FATHERS BIRTHDAY. We all know what happened on Sept 11 and we now all know that sept11 is my MUMS BIRTHDAY. Also, the towers were TWINS. I have a TWIN BROTHER. OMFGMANTHSISCRAZEEE! What can i deduce from this? My father will cause great damage to one of us, but we will come out of this unscathed. Our mother will ulimately lead to our downfall. But not really. Still, a set of interesting coincidences! Now to my day... I worked on my business studies but again got surprisingly little work done. The only activity i had was going to the park for an hour and playing soccer with my friend. I beat him 5-2. Take that, friend. Current Mood: cheerful (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 10th, 2005
10:48 pm	So its Saturday Night and im stuck at home working on my Business Studies. Ah well, you gotta do what you gotta do... Anyone see the footy? Geez Port were disgraceful. I guess their fans will be back in Alberton now, foraging through the trash :D Ill leave you guys with this, its something i stumbled upon, i believe it was written by Bill Gates. THE RULES OF LIFE Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is strict, wait till you get a Boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, my fault, or George Dubya's fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room. In other words, clean up your backyard first Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time. Rule 10: The INTERNET is NOT real life (NRL). In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. ------------- Also, i apologise for any offense i may have caused anyone with my previous entries, but they are my views, they are not racist if you just bother to look at my reasoning. Also, try not to take it personally. I sure dont, its just debate. Current Mood: accomplished (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 8th, 2005
7:36 pm	I just got this email - -------------------------- > >IT HAS BEEN CALCULATED THAT IF EVERYONE IN AUSTRALIA DID NOT PURCHASE A > > >DROP OF PETROL FOR ONE DAY AND ALL AT THE SAME TIME, THE OIL COMPANIES > >WOULD CHOKE ON THEIR STOCKPILES. > > > >AT THE SAME TIME IT WOULD HIT THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY WITH A NET LOSS OVER > >4.6 BILLION DOLLARS WHICH AFFECTS THE BOTTOM LINES OF THE OIL > COMPANIES. > > > >THEREFORE THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 22nd HAS BEEN FORMALLY DECLARED "STICK > >IT UP THEIR BEHIND " DAY AND THE PEOPLE OF THIS NATION SHOULD NOT BUY A > > >SINGLE DROP OF PETROL THAT DAY. THE ONLY WAY THIS CAN BE DONE IS IF > >YOU FORWARD THIS E-MAIL TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN AND AS QUICKLY AS > > >YOU CAN TO GET THE WORD OUT. > > > >WAITING ON THE GOVERNMENT TO STEP IN AND CONTROL THE PRICES IS NOT > >GOING TO HAPPEN. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE REDUCTION AND CONTROL IN PRICES > > >THAT THE ARAB NATIONS PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO? > > > >REMEMBER ONE THING, NOT ONLY IS THE PRICE OF PETROL GOING UP BUT AT > >THE SAME TIME AIRLINES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES, TRUCKING > >COMPANIES ARE FORCED TO RAISE THEIR PRICES WHICH EFFECTS > >PRICES ON EVERYTHING THAT IS SHIPPED. THINGS LIKE FOOD, CLOTHING, > >BUILDING SUPPLIES MEDICAL SUPPLIES ETC. WHO PAYS IN THE END? WE DO! > > > >WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE. IF THEY DON'T GET THE MESSAGE AFTER ONE > >DAY, WE WILL DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN. > > > >SO DO YOUR PART AND SPREAD THE WORD. FORWARD THIS EMAIL TO > >EVERYONE YOU KNOW. MARK YOUR CALENDARS AND MAKE SEPTEMBER 22nd A > >DAY > >THAT THE CITIZENS OF AUSTRALIA "ENOUGH IS ENOUGH" ------------------------------------------- Wow, what idiots. Dont they realise that petrol is the same price everywhere, its only so expensive because the GOVERNMENT tax it so highly? Its not the petrol companies fault, blame the Government. (26 Comments |Comment on this)
7:26 pm	Controversial Update So, im sure youve all heard of the tragedy in New Orleans...Terrible stuff just terrible. My heart goes out to the victims. However, some people are crying that racism has severely hampered rescue efforts, many have also accused Bush of being racist for his "shoot to kill" orders. People are crying "not all the looters are black, and the ones that are are just trying to feed their families." What do i say to that? Bullshit. 7 in 10 people in New Orleans are black, and blacks in America are generally poorer. This is a fact. Blacks also commit more crimes than any other group in the United States, 50% of people in American Prisons are Black even though there is less than 38 million of them in the States. The USA has 295million people. 30% of all Blacks in the LA area under the age of 30 have been to prison atleast once in their lives. These are just facts i am clarifying, dont call me racist because they are true. Ok, so out of the 3/10 white people, many of them are wealthy. So what do they do? They get the fuck out of New Orleans. Yes, they get out. Barely any white people were left in the city, infact at the Superdome i didnt see one white person. So whos left in the city? Blacks. Who is looting? The poor blacks. People claim that AID has been slow. Well, maybe if the citizens didnt shoot at the rescue choppers, it might have been a bit quicker (i still think the USA were too slow to react.) People claim that the devastation of New Orleans is the cause for all the rapes, murders and lootings. Well on Sept11 i didnt hear of any rapes or murders in NYC? Did anyone hear of rapes and murders when the Tsunami struck Indonesia? There are also claims that "they are only looting out of desperation." BULLSHIT. Walmart and many other large department stores have given all their food for aid, yet looting has taken place in electrical stores, ANY stores. Wal Mart even had their gun department robbed by gangs. Im sure they are going to feed a lot of people with those guns. What about those people looting other stores? Im sure theyre going to eat those nice bigscreen tvs of theirs. This wasnt a racist post, it was a post of facts, black people HAVE been doing all the looting, i dont care what the reasons are but they HAVE. (11 Comments |Comment on this)
6:31 pm	Update time. Well today was an alright day as far as school goes, besides for an encounter with an obviously jealous wanker who shall remain nameless, atleast until school finishes. Economics essay and Legal Essay tomorrow, eco will be easy but ill have to read up on the legal. World Cup Qualifiers - Croatia 1-1 Malta. What a disgrace, i wont go into it but i will say that the Croatians were walking around the pitch, showing utter complacency which sickened me. They deserved to lose and hopefully the newspapers roast them. England lost to Northern Ireland, when will anyone else see that Rooney is overrated? Also he looks like Shrek. I really need to stop being such a lazy shithead. I could of had my Ps by now but noooo ive been procrastinating. I have a lesson in a week or so according to jason but with him i can never tell if hes lying or not. Anyone else see the tennis? Agassi is a champion. 5 set winner over James Blake, excellent sportsmanship displayed by both players. Its sad knowing Agassi will retire so soon. In conclusion, Communism sucks. I hate all you red bastards, youre too stupid to see it doesnt work. Hopefully THIS will stir some controversy. (2 Comments |Comment on this)